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Nominated for 17 Emmys in its short four-year stint, In Living Color is widely considered the best skit comedy show since SNL. Created by the multitalented star Keenen Ivory Wayans (the eldest child from a large and talented family), the 30-minute TV show became an instant hit for emerging big network competitor FOX in the spring of 1990.
Not all electronic documents are the same. Remember that skit from Sesame Street called "which one of these things is not like the other"? Well, engineering documents are the pink apple and they stand out from all other electronic files. CAD files cannot be properly managed by a standard document management system that handles office files, pdf's, tiff's, etc.
The term Spam is thought to be derived from a Monte Python skit. But the fact that Spam makes up over 80 percent of emails sent isn't that funny!
There is a great “Monty Python” skit where a man is addressing a crowd that obviously will do anything he commands. The crowd acts only as a group, with no individual ever speaking on his or her own.
We must admit, all things considered, that the weather here remains significantly better than that to be found on our placidly wind-free neighbor.
Who would have thought, since Ford's horseless carriage rolled off the assembly line, that the covered wagon might make a comeback? But then whoever thought that gas prices would burn through the world's wallet the way they have been lately?
Researchers, listening carefully to the speech patterns of monkeys, determined that the creatures were incensed that they had evolved with all of their hair still bristling out of them, and they demanded the immediate remedy of a shave and a haircut.
As the conviction of Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling begins to lower the curtain on the Enron scandal, it has occurred in the now startlingly vacated halls of corporate America that so many execs are now in jail that the nation may have to start to importing its titans of business.
How gullible does he think the rest of the world is? Is the unaware soul actually deluded into thinking people everywhere can't see that he was using the letter as a transparent pretense to grandstand for his own treacherous and impossible agenda?
"I've been a New Englander all my life," a swarthy resident of Bangor, Maine, said, as he took another bite of the state's famous delectation. "But I never thought I'd see that day that lobsters would show up for dinner of their own free will."
CEO Steve Jobs commented, "We want to have an Apple store wherever there is a lot of people, and it's hard to think of a more likely location than the Mexican border just across from Tijuana. When those Mexicans come running across, we want to be there to sell them an Apple product."
In 1936, long before the rise of the personal computer, Hormel Foods created SPAM. In 2002, the company will produce it's six billionth can of the processed food product. But that mark was passed long ago in the world of Internet spam.
"Well, to tell you the truth," Mr. Lay said, "I hardly ever notice anything. I mean, I didn't notice anything was wrong when Enron's finances were going up in flames. So it's only understandable that I wouldn't notice a little thing like the jury going off to deliberate how much time I'll spend in jail."
As computers grow ever more compact, a new breakthrough in miniaturization is hitting the shelves of computer stores that should have great appeal to graduates and their elated parents.
Think whatever you might of William Jefferson Clinton, you have to give the ever-smiling overachiever credit. He finds, in the lassitude of his post-Presidential years, a devoted and commendable calling to charity. And so canny is the man that he is able to extract a $5 million advance from Knopf to write a book about his benevolence.
A prescient judge in Wisconsin, noting that any guy who would try to force a woman to do anything, let alone submit to sex, obviously has poor social skills, particularly in regard to women, has sentenced a sex offender to remedial training with guys who actually know how to behave with a woman.
Saddam Hussein, now formally charged with crimes against humanity, is now faced with charges by irate tie makers.
"This man is guilty of killing the tie business," a representative of the plaintiffs stated immediately after his arrival from New York's garment district. "You can see the evidence just by looking. Every day he shows up for his trial wearing a white shirt without a tie. I ask you, what kind of example is that? "
Barry Bonds finally smacked the homer that broke Babe Ruth's revered tally. Umpires immediately checked his bat for the presence of steroids.
Bonds, who has often been accused of employing the performance enhancers but never convicted of the practice, was both cheered and jeered as he rounded the bases.
Four-Star General Michael Hayen, in confirmation hearings before the Senate, insisted that it's time for the CIA "to get out of the news." The General, continuing to make his case, pleaded, "How can you infiltrate a terror cell undetected when your face has been plastered all over the world?"
Professional hockey associations, long mournful of the unfortunately uneconomical seasonal nature of their game have decided to give the boys of summer a run for their money. To effect the balmy transformation, the teams will exchange their footwear from ice skates to roller skates.
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