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At one time in the past bowling was the object of many “spoofs”, particularly on the big screen where it was portrayed as a humorous activity. That is no longer true. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , We must admit, all things considered, that the weather here remains significantly better than that to be found on our placidly wind-free neighbor. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , Who would have thought, since Ford's horseless carriage rolled off the assembly line, that the covered wagon might make a comeback? But then whoever thought that gas prices would burn through the world's wallet the way they have been lately? Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Researchers, listening carefully to the speech patterns of monkeys, determined that the creatures were incensed that they had evolved with all of their hair still bristling out of them, and they demanded the immediate remedy of a shave and a haircut. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , As the conviction of Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling begins to lower the curtain on the Enron scandal, it has occurred in the now startlingly vacated halls of corporate America that so many execs are now in jail that the nation may have to start to importing its titans of business. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , How gullible does he think the rest of the world is? Is the unaware soul actually deluded into thinking people everywhere can't see that he was using the letter as a transparent pretense to grandstand for his own treacherous and impossible agenda? Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , "I've been a New Englander all my life," a swarthy resident of Bangor, Maine, said, as he took another bite of the state's famous delectation. "But I never thought I'd see that day that lobsters would show up for dinner of their own free will." Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , "Well, to tell you the truth," Mr. Lay said, "I hardly ever notice anything. I mean, I didn't notice anything was wrong when Enron's finances were going up in flames. So it's only understandable that I wouldn't notice a little thing like the jury going off to deliberate how much time I'll spend in jail." Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , As computers grow ever more compact, a new breakthrough in miniaturization is hitting the shelves of computer stores that should have great appeal to graduates and their elated parents. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Think whatever you might of William Jefferson Clinton, you have to give the ever-smiling overachiever credit. He finds, in the lassitude of his post-Presidential years, a devoted and commendable calling to charity. And so canny is the man that he is able to extract a $5 million advance from Knopf to write a book about his benevolence. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , A prescient judge in Wisconsin, noting that any guy who would try to force a woman to do anything, let alone submit to sex, obviously has poor social skills, particularly in regard to women, has sentenced a sex offender to remedial training with guys who actually know how to behave with a woman. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Saddam Hussein, now formally charged with crimes against humanity, is now faced with charges by irate tie makers.
"This man is guilty of killing the tie business," a representative of the plaintiffs stated immediately after his arrival from New York's garment district. "You can see the evidence just by looking. Every day he shows up for his trial wearing a white shirt without a tie. I ask you, what kind of example is that? " Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Barry Bonds finally smacked the homer that broke Babe Ruth's revered tally. Umpires immediately checked his bat for the presence of steroids.
Bonds, who has often been accused of employing the performance enhancers but never convicted of the practice, was both cheered and jeered as he rounded the bases. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Four-Star General Michael Hayen, in confirmation hearings before the Senate, insisted that it's time for the CIA "to get out of the news." The General, continuing to make his case, pleaded, "How can you infiltrate a terror cell undetected when your face has been plastered all over the world?" Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Professional hockey associations, long mournful of the unfortunately uneconomical seasonal nature of their game have decided to give the boys of summer a run for their money. To effect the balmy transformation, the teams will exchange their footwear from ice skates to roller skates. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , As the price of gasoline continued its flaming ascent and interest rates rose, Wall Street tanked. A frazzled investor, who witnessed his portfolio lose over 50 per cent of its value in five minutes, took a swig of Mylanta, and said, "I've gotten used to the ups and downs. The only thing that goes up all the time is my blood pressure." Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Clever Bolivian President Evo Morales recently expropriated the property of international energy companies while accusing them of stealing Bolivia's natural resources. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , Nominated for 17 Emmys in its short four-year run, Soap premiered in the Fall of 1977 as one of the most controversial shows in American television history (and all before a single episode ever aired). The show was opposed by many groups who thought its subject matter would be too mature for a prime-time audience. But Soap never overstepped its bounds, and the show became an instant smash hit with its brilliant and satirical spoofs of classic daytime programming. The trial of Saddam Hussein took a surprising turn, when a witness stated that he had seen and talked with a number of the people the jocund dictator and his unrepentant henchmen are accused of killing during a crackdown in the rebellious village of Dujail. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , As music fans well know and widely resent, the music business has traditionally sold one or two songs per album that people actually want to listen to with a lot of other songs that, regardless of their merit, very few people have any interest in. The price was, however, right for the music biz. Related Article Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
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